Via this post on electro-music.com. Enjoy. BTW, if you have 'em, I'll add 'em.
Update: Here's one from Pinkus. : )
so stupid....why did i read them... heres on... what do OPEC and korg have in common? Mono/poly
Q: What's the favourite movie of NordModular G2 audiorate logic modules?
A: "Clockwork Orange"
Q: What's the favourite movie of the NordModular G2 text module?
A: "Color me Purple"
Q: What's the favourite TV show of dual bandpass filters?
A: "Twin Peaks"
Q: How do G2 comb filters bid each other good night?
A: "Buenas notches"
Q: Why do notch filters make for good A&R managers?
A: Because they are very good at band rejection.
Q: What's the difference between a Moog Modular filter and an understaffed post office?
A: The Moog filter doesn't have a constant Q.
Q: Why do suboscillators frequently suffer from inferiority complexes?
A: Nobody likes to be square.
Q: Why are non-bandlimited digital oscillators such a problem for immigration bureaus?
A: They have so many aliases.
Monday, February 20, 2006
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I've been writing comedy for 20 years and using modular synths for 25 years.
ReplyDeleteDamn, none of these were funny, but i don't have to shop for cheese anymore.
I don't know what bother's me more, the fact that I actually know what "Clockwork Orange" is or the fact that I understand your humour-challenged jokes...
ReplyDeleteHey, they aren't my jokes, just posting what I find. Definitely cringe worthy, right? ; ) I like the post office joke the best.
ReplyDeleteOh man that's bad. Yeah, it's definitely a masochistic thing. Thanks for another one pinkus. Post updated.
ReplyDeleteI thought they were cute. Listen not to the doubters.
ReplyDeleteHear Hear!
ReplyDeleteI can't get enough of this kind of stuff. Synth cakes, synth jokes, synth comic strips. What a wonderful time to be alive.
And singing cats. Don't forget the singing cats.
ReplyDeleteI am about as nerdy and geeky as they come and I still feel the urge to beat up the person responsible for these nerd jokes!
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