Via the auction:
"Keith Emerson's Towel
From Black Moon Tour
Here's a weird one. I was digging through my old boxes at my parents house and found my old concert t-shirts and this blue and white striped bath towel in a bag. It didn't take long for me to remember why I saved this towel in a ziplock bag - it was Keith Emerson's towel he used during the ELP concert I saw at Stanhope, NJ back in the summer of 1992.
My two brothers and I got to the show many hours early and I was lucky enough to get to stand against the wall in the front of the stage. I remember it being a very good show and that they played the classic song "Pirates". Keith used the towel the whole show to wipe his head and neck and threw in into the audience after the show was over. My entrepreneurial brother who was standing behind me actually caught the towel out of the air and then sold it to me for $15 on the ride home. (Nice brother, huh?)
After getting home, I placed the towel into a plastic ziplock bag and I NEVER washed it. (Pretty gross, I know) It has stayed in the bag ever since. It doesn't smell though- I sniffed it to check.
Well anyway, I'm not much of an ELP fan anymore, so I'm selling this piece of music memorabilia starting at the $15 price I paid for it 14 long years ago. You are welcome to use it as a bath towel, use it to cover your mini moog, hang it on your wall for inspiration, or somehow possibly extract Keith Emerson's DNA from it and make super keyboardist babies in the future! : )"
And here I have one Keith Emerson fart in a can. Smells surprisingly fresh, like it was just laid today. This should be worth several times more than his sweaty towel since it's much rarer. I've been meaning to list it on Ebay but I can't remember the URL.
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