
One knob to rule them all. Via Mike Jerugim.
EVERYTHING SYNTH
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oh christ i've barfed up laughing again.
ReplyDeletebut now it's a buchla and MSRP is $29,995.
ReplyDeleteHmmpf.
ReplyDeleteProbably doesn't even go to 11..
I wonder what kind of curve it has...
ReplyDeleteSMS MATRIX SPECS:
ReplyDelete* Type: Synth/ keyboard/
* Synthesis Type: Reverse Osmosis Fractal Approximator
* Oscillators per Voice :
o Min : 2
o Max : 14,632
* Effects :
o Number of FX units : 1
o Number of different effects : 1 - "Mood Absorption Clusterfuck"
* Keyboard :
o Number of Keys : 61
o Can send on : 128 independant pressure zones per key
o Responds to : Brainwave Impulses
o Sounds can be split by : Hydrogen Molecules
* Memory :
o Patches : 0
o Performances : 0
* Inputs and Outputs :
o Number of Audio Outs (excluding Phones) : 32
o Number of Audio Ins : 32
o Number of MIDI Outs (excluding Thru) : 32
o Number of MIDI Ins : 32
* Circuit Board Type : Soy apoxy and Chicken Feathers -
http://www.treehugger.com/files/2006/03/faster_circuit.php
* Volume Control : This one goes to 11
LOL!
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