This one in via Cole Gaskinsvia the Onion
"Audience members at the Newport Rock Festival were 'outraged' Monday when rock icon Bob Dylan followed up such classic hits as 'Like A Rolling Stone' and 'Maggie's Farm' with an electronica set composed of atonal drones, hyperactive drumbeats, and the repeated mechanized lyric 'Dance to the club life!' 'We came here to see the authentic Dylan, the one with the Stratocaster guitar and signature wild blues-rock band behind him," audience member Robert Hochschild said. 'Then he walks out with these puffy headphones, some turntables, and a laptop? The guy's a Judas.'"
Ah, the glorious satire of the future.
ReplyDeletewhile i know that some americans didn't vote for change, it is always a pleasant surprise to watch their anger and fear when the change washes over them.
Teh onion....
ReplyDeleteI love The Onion. (...and in the rare event when actual change does happen in here in America, I also get a kick out of watching my fellow citizens freak out.)
ReplyDeleteHey, that's not Bob Dylan! It's Bob Zimmerman, everyone knows that....
ReplyDeleteWhy people want to things be always the same, the poor man has the right to work with the new technologies.. stupid asholee!!
ReplyDelete"Gonna change my way of thinking
ReplyDeleteMake myself a different set of rules"
Bob's always done that.