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Showing posts with label synth humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label synth humor. Show all posts

Monday, June 08, 2026

When the AW Noise Maker arrives


video upload by AudioWanderer

"Now with GameBoy edition!!!
2x1 deal! Buy 1 AW Noise Maker and get 2!!!
(Physical device and Gameboy version downloadable)
More info: https://audiowanderer.com/AW/"

Linndrum vs Oberheim DX vs Sequential Drumtraks. Which classic 1980s drum machine comes out on top?


video upload by Brian Coyne Guitar

"In this video, I put three legendary vintage drum machines head-to-head:
🥁 LinnDrum (1983)
🥁 Oberheim DX
🥁 Sequential Drumtraks

I'll compare their sounds in the room, explore their tuning capabilities, discuss the strengths and weaknesses of each machine, and share my thoughts on which one is the easiest—and most inspiring—to use.

Then we'll take all three into the studio and hear them recorded directly into the DAW in stereo with no processing, playing classic 1980s-style beats inspired by artists such as Michael Jackson, Madonna, Phil Collins, Dead or Alive, and more.

You'll hear:
• Raw stereo recordings of all three machines
• Individual drum sounds and tuning demonstrations
• Workflow and programming comparisons
• Pros and cons of each machine
• Which machine sounds the most hi-fi
• Which machine delivers the most authentic 1980s vibe

These machines helped define the sound of an entire decade. But nearly 40 years later, which one still holds up best?

Watch the shootout and let me know your favorite in the comments!"

Friday, June 05, 2026

Bad Gear - Looks like TEENAGE ENGINEERING


video upload by AudioPilz

"Welcome to Bad Gear, the show about the world’s most-hated audio tools. Today we are going to talk about MPC Sample.

This brand new toy aisle version of the iconic beat making cash register can be considered to be Akai’s return to the minimalist workflows and aesthetics of first-gen MPCs which - funnily enough - makes it look like it was made by Teenage Engineering."

Chapters:
00:00 Intro tune
00:43 Overview MPC Sample
01:47 Main Limitations
02:04 Sound Design Tools
02:40 Time Stretch, Resampling, Chop
02:50 Effects
02:19 Is it like an old MPC???
03:11 What else??? (Hardware, Pricing, Thanks,...)
04:13H*te Screen
04:43 Jam 1 ( House )
05:39 Jam 2 ( Downtempo )
06:40 Finale ( Synthwave )
07:10 VERDICT

Friday, May 29, 2026

Bad Gear - FORCE in 2026???


video upload by AudioPilz

"Welcome to Bad Gear, the show about the world’s most-hated audio tools. There are electronic musical instruments with a clear purpose: analog synths deliver classic tones and social media swag, plugins and workstations are great tools if you actually want to make money and Eurorack is still a healthier form of escapism than buying pills at a gas station.

Today, however, we are going to talk about The Force. The mission of this unholy 2019 lovechild of an MPC and Ableton incarnate was nebulous from the beginning and since then the machine was so profoundly transformed by a slow yet steady stream of updates that it is hard to tell whether it is still worth using it in 2026 - or if it ever was."

Chapters:
00:00 Intro tune
01:04 Overview Force
01:50 Differences to MPCs
02:33 Concept & Limitations
02:58 MPC & Ableton Compatibility, Connectivity
03:33 Touch Screen
03:49 Expandability
04:02 Rear Panel
04:25 What else? (Pricing, Thanks,...)
04:56 H*te Screen
05:20 Jam 1 ( 2010s Rave Music )
06:11 Jam 2 ( Downtempo )
07:13 Finale ( Micro House )
07:44 VERDICT
09:03 Patreon Vocoder Shoutout (Waldorf microQ)

Friday, May 22, 2026

Move got HACKED!!! w/ Native Classic Synth Engines


video upload by AudioPilz

"Hey everybody, as frequent viewers of this channel will know Ableton Move was an instabuy for me when it was released in 2024. Seamless integration into Live, tried and tested instruments and FX and a slick form factor turned my gear acquisition syndrome up to 11.

Unfortunately, the little groovebox had been collecting dust ever since - mostly because of a lack of essential features we will talk about in a bit.

However, not only did Ableton iron out major flaws in firmware 2.0 - Move also got hacked in the most beautiful way possible and is now capable of running classic synths right on the machine.

Move got HACKED!!!
Classic Synths on Move

Chapters:
00:00 Introduction
00:40 What is Ableton Move??? (Official Update)
02:04 What's New???
02:20 Schwung (formerly Move Everything) Hack Installation
03:23 How to use Schwung
03:46 Schwung Structure
04:44 Additional LFOs
04:57 Legal Disclaimer
05:16 Instruments ( Yamaha DX7 , Access Virus , Roland JV-880 ,...)
06:58 Schwung Effects
07:28 Schwung Jam
07:56 Workflow Improvements ( Stem Separation , Autosampler ,...)
09:01 Outro"

Friday, May 15, 2026

Bad Gear - The 2000s are BACK!!!


video upload by AudioPilz

"Welcome to Bad Gear, the show about the world’s most-hated audio tools. After years of turning nostalgia into profit by bringing half-baked reissues to the market there is still one era mostly untouched by the profit maximization of music tech executives.

Today we are going to talk about Waldorf microQ. This virtual analog synth was spawned into existence during the dawn of the DAW revolution of the early 2000s, it was - in a way - itself a half-baked reissue, dated on release and yet there’s no one to take the disposable income of both, sentimental Gen-x ravers and trance revival-obsessed zoomers."

Chapters:
00:00 Intro tune
01:02 Overview micro Q
02:04 Oscillators, Wavetables, Sub OSC
02:25 FM, Sync, Ring Mod
02:49 Filter Section, Difference to Q
03:28 Modulators
03:48 Mod Matrix
04:00 Arpeggiator, FX, Vocoder
04:31 Multitimbrality, Outputs, Drums, Patches
05:00 Pricing, DSP Emulation
05:16 H*te Screen
05:39 Jam 1 ( PresetMaxxing )
06:33 Jam 2 ( Downtempo )
07:33 Finale ( Sleaze House Bass Line )
08:03 VERDICT

Friday, May 01, 2026

Bad Gear - THIS is a JOKE!!!


video upload by AudioPilz

"Welcome to Bad Gear, the show about the world’s most-hated audio tools. Today we are going to talk about Digitone Keys. This 2019 FM synth, Photoshop gag gone wrong and lost sibling of the original Digitone who seemed to have shown a little too much interest in the family medicine cabinet not only comes with more or less the same underwhelming spec sheet - other brands are already embracing the meme power of its design philosophy."

Chapters:
00:00 Intro tune
00:47 Overview Digitone Keys
01:48 Concept, Additional Features
02:48 Synth Engine
03:54 Filter Section, Envelopes, Overdrive, FX
04:25 LFOs
04:33 More Gimmicks
04:51 Pricing, Midi, Decksaver,...
05:18 H*te Screen
05:46 Jam 1 ( Lyrical Techno )
06:33 Jam 2 ( Multitrack Noodling )
07:35 Finale ( Contemporary Dance Floor Brutality )
08:04 VERDICT

Friday, April 17, 2026

Bad Gear - It's a MESS!!!


video upload by AudioPilz

"Welcome to Bad Gear, the show about the world’s most-hated audio tools. Today we are going to talk about Make Noise 0-Coast. This 2016 wannabe music tech influencer must-have and flyover state synth tried to bridge the gap between buchlaesque exploration and moog-ish accessibility and offers a wide range of modular flatulences with a mostly useless built-in anti-Eurorack safeguard. What a mess!"

Chapters:
00:00 Intro tune
00:47 Overview Make Noise 0-Coast
01:24 Oscillator
01:35 Overtone, Multiply, Linear FM
02:07 Random Generator
02:19 Slope
02:50 Contour
03:04 Mixer, Dynamics ( Buchla-style LPG )
03:32 Make Noise MATHS (stripped-down version;)
03:41 Midi, Menu LFO, Arpeggiator
04:14 Patches (Yes, I did a Krell Patch ;)
04:47 Pricing, Thanks
05:02 H*te Screen
05:25 Jam 1 ( Nerdy Techno )
06:14 Jam 2 ( Nerdy Elektro )
07:21 Finale ( NormCore )
07:48 VERDICT

Friday, April 10, 2026

Bad Gear - I don't WANT THIS!!!


video upload by AudioPilz

"Welcome to Bad Gear, the show about the world’s most-hated audio tools. Teenage Engineering is a great company, not only because they are the most reliable ragebaiters in the synth world but also because they are among the few manufacturers of overpriced music toys I have no interest in spending money on.

Today, however, we are going to talk about OP-XY and I’m still doing a pretty good job at convincing myself that I don’t want this."

Chapters:
00:00 Intro tune
00:48 Overview OP-XY
01:26 Instruments
01:55 Sampling
02:22 Synth-like Structure, Pitch Bend, Arpeggiator
02:50 Sequencer, Velocity, Polyphony
03:45 Auxiliary Tracks
04:28 The BRAIN
04:45 Mixing, Mastering
05:01 Connectivity, Pricing, Microphone, Speaker
05:39 H*te Screen
06:00 Jam 1 ( 128 BPM Techno )
06:31 Jam 2 ( Downtempo )
07:53 Finale ( FuturePsy )
08:21 VERDICT

Friday, March 27, 2026

Bad Gear - The OG


video upload by AudioPilz

"Welcome to Bad Gear, the show about the world’s most-hated audio tools. By now it must have dawned on even the most terminally online late GenX/early millennial person that calling something The OG is cringe.

Today, however, we are going to talk about Novation Bass Station. This 1993 mono synth and predecessor to the incredibly popular Bass Station 2 is more than deserving of the title because A - it was one of the most important heralds of the 90s analog revival and B - it even got a little shoutout by The Wu Tang. Dolla Dolla Bills y’all.

Chapters:
00:00 Intro tune
00:55 Overview Novation Bass Station I
01:39 Synth Engine, Oscillators
02:06 Filter
02:21 LFO
02:38 What's under the Hood? (UI Problems)
03:18 OG Bass Station vs. Bass Station Rack
04:16 Build Quality, Pricing, Thanks
04:42 H*te Screen
05:07 Jam 1 ( Acid )
06:05 Jam 2 ( Drum'n'Bass )
07:05 Finale ( That other Acid )
07:34 VERDICT

Friday, March 20, 2026

Bad Gear - You GET what you PAY for


video upload by AudioPilz

Chapters:
00:00 Intro tune
00:26 Overview Moog Sirin
00:55 Structure
01:18 The Moog Taurus Heritage
01:41 Hard Sync, Note Sync
02:02 VCO 2 Beat
02:13 Ladder Filter
02:36 Envelopes, LFO
03:11 How to Fake PWM?
03:50 Differences to Minitaur
04:07 Why is it so expensive?
04:38 H*te Screen
05:04 Jam 1 ( Nordic Techno )
05:54 Jam 2 ( Drum'n'Bass )
07:04 Finale ( Melodic Downtempo Techno )
07:34 VERDICT

With the Moog Sirin.

Friday, February 27, 2026

Bad Gear - He tried his best to HATE IT


video upload by AudioPilz

[Funny side note: I just saw that episode of Myth Busters with the truck plowing through cars, just yesterday.]

"Welcome to Bad Gear, the show about the world’s most-hated audio tools. There are a few learnings to be taken from years of ploughing through music production gear like an 80s rock band shopping in a liquor store: don’t believe the hype, everything has been done before and never trust a stylish instrument sold with the promise to give you all you need in a compact form factor without compromising sound quality and usability.

Today we are going to talk about Dirtywave M8. This hardware tracker and mini DAW comes with more red flags than the average dating app experience like a cult-like following, a Game Boy-inspired workflow and believe me - I tried my best to hate it.

Friday, February 13, 2026

Bad Gear - PROTEIN


video upload by AudioPilz

"Welcome to Bad Gear, the show about the world’s most-hated audio tools. Every once in a while we have to remind ourselves why we still prefer the luxury of tangible hardware to the unlimited possibilities of plugins: unique tones, ergonomic control surfaces and - ideally - a timeless piece of music history that effortlessly weathers the decades.

Today, however, we unfortunately need to talk about Protein."

Chapters:
00:00 Intro tune
00:45 Overview Waldorf Protein
01:28 One Problem becomes obvious immediately
01:50 Synth Architecture, Oscillators
02:28 Noise (Dirt), Filter Section
03:02 FX Section
03:14 The problematic Envelopes
03:46 Mod Matrix, LFOs
04:01 Synth Nerd Tic Tac Toe, Flavour
04:20 What else? (Scales, Chords, Arp, Seq, Multis, Thanks)
05:18 H*te Screen
05:38 Jam 1 ( Techno )
06:22 Jam 2 ( Downtempo )
07:27 Finale ( Dub Techno )
07:58 VERDICT

Friday, January 30, 2026

Bad Gear - It's a BEAUTY!!!


video upload by AudioPilz

Chapters:
00:00 Intro tune
00:24 Overview Waldorf Micro Wave XT
00:59 Oscillators
01:56 Wave Envelope, More Wavetable Features
02:35 EVEN more Oscillator Features
03:05 Filter Section
03:41 Envelopes, LFOs
04:00 Mod Matrix
04:13 Menu Deep Dive
04:26 FX Section, Arpeggiator, Multis
04:42 What else? (Polyphony, Presets, Pricing, Thanks)
05:38 H*te Screen
06:03 Jam 1 ( Techno )
06:53 Jam 2 ( Elektro )
07:57 Finale ( Downtempo )
08:27 VERDICT

He's not saying it's UNDERRATED but it's...


video upload by AudioPilz

"Hey everybody! There are - at least - three strong contenders for the title “Worst Synth of all Time”: Akai Timbre Wolf, the obscure Red Sound Darkstar and today’s protagonist, M-Audio VENOM.

We are going to talk about how this 2011 instrument turned out to be one of the most epic failures in music tech history, why it is massively underrated and we will try to dial in sounds that are on par with and sometimes even better than those of synths further up the food chain.

I'm not saying it's UNDERRATED but it's...
MAudio VENOM"

Chapters:
00:00 Introduction
00:33 Overview M-Audio VENOM
02:00 History of the VENOM
02:23 Software Situation
02:43 Is it a Synth???
05:17 Is it a Groovebox???
05:57 Software Problems
06:14 Prices
06:29 Can we make it sound great?
06:50 Jam
07:25 Outro

Monday, December 22, 2025

Merry Synthmas! Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy performed on the Arturia Polybrute 12 & Oberheim OBX8


video upload by Sean Christopher Synthesizers

"Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy by Tchaikovsky performed on the Arturia Polybrute 12 and Oberheim OBX8 analog synths. A 'Like' would be a great Christmas gift to me. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from the Dockery family."

Friday, December 19, 2025

Bad Gear - Santa Says NO!!!


video upload by AudioPilz

"Welcome to Bad Gear, the show about the world’s most-hated audio tools.The best Christmas presents are the ones you buy for yourself - especially when you’re a synth nerd.

Speaking of which, today we are going to talk about Moog Messenger. This 2025 analog mono is a prime candidate for shameless self-gifting: Gucci-like brand identity that reminds you of simpler times, a price tag that hurts just right and features that help you convince yourself that the Moogs you already own are not enough.

But believe me: Santa says NO!!!

Chapters:
00:00 Intro tune
00:55 Overview Moog Messenger
01:38 Oscillators
02:19 Filter, The new RES BASS Feature
03:02 Modulators
03:19 Lack of FX, Menu-less Menu Diving, UI Pain
03:37 KB, S+H, Sequencer, Arpeggiator
04:13 What else? (Editor, Connectivity, Patches, Pricing)
05:11 H*te Screen
05:32 Jam 1 ( Classic Moog Tones )
06:28 Jam 2 ( Let's add a few FX )
07:25 Finale ( Pseudo Berlin School )
07:56 VERDICT"

Friday, December 05, 2025

Bad Gear - Snow


video upload by AudioPilz

"Welcome to Bad Gear, the show about the world’s most-hated audio tools. Today we are going to talk about TI Snow.

It is quite obvious why this menu-heavy, scaled-down and abandonware-reliant 2008 member of the otherwise revered Access Virus range made it onto this show but it also raises an unsettling question: has the market for electronic musical instruments become so irrelevant that this primordial Volca with a Napoleonic Complex is the final word in the history of one of the most successful synth families? Can it be that synths are over?


Chapters:
00:00 Intro tune
00:56 Overview Virus TI Snow
01:42 The Total Integration Concept
02:21 The Problem with the Software and a possible Solution
02:42 Synth Engine (Oscillators)
04:04 Filter Section
04:24 Modulators
04:42 Arpeggiator, FX Section, Vocoder
05:09 Presets (and a very special surprise;), Thanks, Pricing, etc.
05:59 H*te Screen
06:22 Jam 1 ( Preset Techno )
07:10 Jam 2 ( Menu Diving Electro )
08:07 Finale ( Old School Trance )
08:35 VERDICT"

Sunday, November 30, 2025

Cosmolab: Rapid audio hardware prototyping #faselunare


video upload by Floyd Steinberg

"The #cosmolab by #faselunare ( https://sndmt.link/cosmolab-fs ), based on the #daisyseed #mpu, is a development board for audio projects: synthesizers, effects pedals, sequencers, modular gear, samplers, groove boxes - whatever you can think of. In this video, I walk through the functions and features and create a mod reverb with this board.

Table of contents:

00:00 the problem to the solution
00:37 hi, what is this?
00:58 hardware overview
02:18 how to use: installing the examples
03:21 examples: euklidean drums
03:38 pluck echo
04:40 music box
05:18 physical modeling synth (strings)
05:49 single oscillator poly synth
06:14 the development environment
06:38 or use plugdata
07:23 creating and compiling a mod reverb effect
09:33 sound demo for my mod reverb effect
10:47 conclusion
11:20 liKE ANd sUBscrIBe

Links:
Web page: https://sndmt.link/cosmolab-fs
Plugdata: https://plugdata.org/

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https://www.patreon.com/floyd_steinberg
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Wednesday, November 26, 2025

Airwave plays with (almost) everything


video upload by ROLI

"When we first came up with Airwave, it was only intended to work with ROLI instruments — but you asked for wider compatibility, and we delivered. In this recently unearthed archive footage, our social media manager Omar sets out to prove the point with a conveyor belt of musical and (not-so-musical) items."
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